January 2012
December 2011
catbeard asked: 8) SLEEP, PIIPPU. SLEEP AND BE HAUNTED BY THE MEGABOOTY.
it’s watching you too
don’t let yourself sleep
don’t close your eyes
you know why….
FVESHDGESFGEFGBSHFGSEFGSEFHSEFG FUCK YOU OKAY I HOPE MEGATRON’S ASS SUFFOCATES YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
LOLOLOL I'M A FANGIRL LOLOLOL: Transformers Fic Recs →
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Various fics or authors whose fics I’ve read, enjoyed, and decided to gather in one place so I don’t lose them.
I already don’t remember where some of them are ;-;
Expect nothing but slash and occasionally gen. Probably NSFW if pairings are involved. Potentially triggering or squicky things will be indicated, but my memory is fuzzy, and I read some of these as far back ago as 2007. If you feel something should be labeled, please tell me so I can change it.
This list willNEVER BE FINISHEDbe updated as I find or remember more fics. Feel free to direct me to other fics you think should be on here. Happy reading!
Last Updated: 12/30/11
Number of Fics: 82
Note: I am not currently reading for Transformers, so updates will likely be somewhat sparse. It may take some time for recommendations made to me to get added.
G1
5 Million Years by razordragonfly (Thundercracker/Skywarp, spark!sex, in-progress)
The Faith, The Courage, The Power by razordragonfly (Ironhide/Thundercracker, Thundercracker/Skywarp, sequel to above, slave!fic)
Postscript by razordragonfly (Thundercracker/Skywarp, sequel to above, in-progress)
These Games We Play by Peacewish (Soundwave/slave!Jazz)
Blackened by spotlight_noa (Inferno/Red Alert)
Chance by spotlight_noa (Hound/Mirage)
Communication Difficulties by spotlight_noa (Shockwave/Soundwave)
Disable by spotlight_noa (Megatron/Bluestreak)
Golden by spotlight_noa (Ratchet/Sunstorm)
#10 by vani_nessa (Drift/Perceptor)
Kiss by vani_nessa (Acidstorm/Sunstorm)
Miracles Or Materials by vani_nessa (Acidstorm/Sunstorm)
Passive Resistance by vani_nessa (Jazz/Starscream)
Asphyxiation by vani_nessa and vani_nessa’s Rodimus tag (Galvatron/Rodimus Prime)
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru (sequel to above, in-progress)
On The Care and Feeding of Humans by Vaeru (companion to above)
Look Over Here by vani_nessa (Optimus Prime/Starscream)
Medusa by wayward
World’s Away by wayward
Stormworld by wayward
The Human Condition by wayward
Devastated by wayward
Love Me, Love My Gestalt by wayward
Communique by MariaShadow
Glass, Darkly by lindensphinx (Skyfire/Starscream)
It’s Not Funny by koilungfish
Peace Is Hell by navigatorsghost (Megatron/Starscream)
Staying on Top by navigatorsghost (Megatron/Starscream)
Mutual Concessions-verse by spotlight_noa (Megatron/Optimus Prime, Soundwave/Shockwave, Skyfire/Starscream)
Mutual Concessions
Extras
Playing With Kids
On Vacation
Bathtime
Jealousy
Horny
Treacherous Moonlight by Rebecca Hb (Starscream/Megatron)
Rainbow in the Dark by Rebecca Hb (dark)
Most Lavish of Gifts by Rebecca HbHand in Hand Together by Rebecca Hb(Bonecrusher/Hook)
Great Teacher Hook by Rebecca Hb
Choclatl by Rebecca Hb
Better to Light a Candle by Rebecca Hb
Three Cubes of Energon and a Cell Door by CasusFere
Grin And Bear It by Tirya_King
The Grunt’s Guide to Warfare by Tirya_King
Best Laid Plans by Straya
Little Brother by Meiza
Hiding the Obvious by vericus ciaris (Prowl/Jazz)
Crash and Burn by vericus ciaris (Starscream/Prowl)
Bad Touch by vericus ciaris (Starscream/Prowl, sequel to above)
Vacations Aren’t Evil by vericus ciaris
Unforgettable by vericus ciaris (Sideswipe/Perceptor)
Once More With Feeling by vericus ciaris (Sideswipe/Perceptor)
Defenders by vericus ciaris (Sideswipe/Bluestreak/Sunstreaker)
The Hatchet’s Apprentice by vericus ciaris
Sniffles by Melora Maxwell
Bathtime by Melora Maxwell
Infinities by kyra-neko-rei (Everyone/Starscream)
Privileges of Rank by CasusFere (Sentinel Prime/Prowl)
What Not to Do During Briefings by CasusFere (Sentinel Prime/Prowl)
Game by Harlot of Loyola (Mirage/Bluestreak)
Holding Patterns by Harlot of Loyola (Motormaster/Silverbolt)
Is It A Shindig Or A Hootenanny by Shylight
Mozart’s Requiem by Shylight
Friendly Fire by Shylight
Law And Endearments by ghostofthemotif (Megatron/Starscream)
Death Smiled Sweetly (and by Degrees) by ghostofthemotif(Megatron/Starscream)
Intentions and Subversions by ghostofthemotif(Prowl/Jazz/Soundwave/Shockwave)
Tactless by ghostofthemotif (Prowl/Skywarp)
AnimatedBelonging by Lyricality (Megatron/Optimus Prime, dub-con)
Odd Couple by Demyrie (Lockdown/Prowl, humanized)
Odd Moments by Demyrie (mult. pairings, companion piece to above)
Deadlocked by Demyrie (Lockdown/Prowl)
Partners by Demyrie (Lockdown/Prowl, AU continuation of above)
Divine Manipulation by zuzeca (Shockwave/Blurr)
Obey by spotlight_noa (Ultra Magnus/Sentinel Prime)
Complicated by spotlight_noa (Megatron/Starscream)
Bayverse
Interviewer Bias by Carmilla deWinter (crossover with X-Files)
They Don’t Tick, Really by Carmilla deWinter (companion to above)
A Life Not Regretted by dreams_of_all (Sam/Mikaela/Bumblebee)
Sheer Dumb Luck by dreams_of_all (Constructicons/Ratchet)
Portraits by Gloria Stone (Bonecrusher/Mikaela, incomplete)
A Boy And His Car by Devilish Kurumi (Sam/Bumblebee)
Bite Marks by vericus ciaris
In The Line of Duty by CasusFere
Twisted by OKami-hu (Barricade/Bumblebee)
Prime
Repetition by ghostofthemotif
quality fic EVERYWHERE.
tumblr: the jealous ex girlfriend trying to convince you that missing e has an std
Nice try, tumblr.
I’m keeping Missing E and I hope my followers are too. I don’t give a fuck if my email gets used (by the people who wrote the add-on? Really?) because they can’t do anything without my password, and there is such a thing as a spam filter.
Pro-tip guys; if you’re getting so many bugs that you didn’t cause, that should give you an idea of how many people are using Missing E. And maybe you should, I don’t know, implement some of their features YOURSELVES because they’re the only thing (as Ninten said) that makes your broken-ass blogging platform tolerable?
Set up a donation account and get some better goddamn servers. I am sure people would donate and actually HELP YOUR BUSINESS if you stopped pulling this shit on us.
Catbeard
If it makes you feel any better…I am sure there are many organics who are…worse than you.
There are millions and millions of people who are in your inefficient prisons here on earth.
I suppose you are better than them.
catbeard replied to your post: catbeard replied to your post: ▲ and why the…
oh come on, I’m not /that/ bad.
Yes you are.
I second this. Catbeard is terrible.
OH WHO ASKED YOU
Absolutely terrible.
catbeard replied to your post: catbeard replied to your post: ▲ and why the…
oh come on, I’m not /that/ bad.
Yes you are.
I second this. Catbeard is terrible.
OH WHO ASKED YOU
hey cool icon where did you get that
oh you know from this really weird dude
karekore17 reblogged your post: “”TMI Tuesdays should be changed to Ratchet in Denial Tuesdays.”“
I’m a one man band.
If you cover yourself in plastic I will give you a hug.
Locked and loaded.
karekore17 reblogged your post: “”TMI Tuesdays should be changed to Ratchet in Denial Tuesdays.”“
I’m a one man band.
If you cover yourself in plastic I will give you a hug.
derpwarp asked: Oh, what a sight to behold they are! Just think about the power you hold, Orion! You are able to bend mechs to your will with a swing of those gorgeous hips alone, to conquer entire WORLDS maybe! It is a great responsibility, o young one. You must use this dangerous weapon wisely.
At first I was like
But then I lol’d
catbeard replied to your post: Merry Christmas!!
I love you.
I will never love you.
Why are you so cruel.
how old are you
18. :V
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YES
